Best LOL of the day. Maybe Not!Paul sparkles in the sunlight too …

Yeah, I just… who the hell thought that was a good way to phrase it? If you’re trying to worry us about a new love interest at least make him sound like he’s got potential. Or is he supposed to be a huge joke because that’s all I’m getting from this. NotPaul Cullen arrives soon, guys. Look out and shield your eyes before his anaconda blinds you with it’s sparkles. 




  1. octopusinspace said: With every new fact released about this guy I picture an increasingly lame wanna-be stud. Like, super obnoxious and trying to be charming but actually smarmy. Wishful thinking, I suppose.
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