Best LOL of the day. Maybe Not!Paul sparkles in the sunlight too …

Yeah, I just… who the hell thought that was a good way to phrase it? If you’re trying to worry us about a new love interest at least make him sound like he’s got potential. Or is he supposed to be a huge joke because that’s all I’m getting from this. NotPaul Cullen arrives soon, guys. Look out and shield your eyes before his anaconda blinds you with it’s sparkles.