Kay, I’ve got about five calls for Klaine in here so…

• Who cooks: They both do, depends on who gets home first or if its a take out or leftovers night.
• Who does the laundry and other chores: Kurt does everything except the bow ties. Blaine is very manic about how his bow ties are washed, so they get their own load.
• How many children do they have: 4 so far in my headcanon. Riley and Oliver, then a little girl about five years later, and they adopt a boy named Cameron who is a few years older than her a year or so after that. They actually find him when he gets lost at the mall on Black Friday and well… there’s a whole story to go with that one.
• Who’s more dominate: Usually Kurt.  
• Favorite nonsexual activity: Bubblebaths with candles and their favorite Vogue magazines.
• Their favorite place to be together: Each other’s arms.
• Any traditions: More than I can begin to name, like cookies twice a year, surprising each other, blow jobs, etc.
• Their “song”: “One and Only”
• What they do for each other on holidays: Scarves, lots of scarves tangled around necks to direct mouths to cocks for blow jobs. (Are you sensing a theme here?)
• Where did they go for their honeymoon: Cooper got them tickets to visit him on set in Rome. Needless to say they spent more time not visiting him than anything else.
• Where did they first meet: A staircase of destiny.
• Any pets: Riley brings anything alive into the house and hides it in his room until Oliver finds it and shrieks because there’s a snake in his bed. A cat while they’re still in Bushwick, and most pets stop with the boys because they’re beyond a handful.
• What do they fight over: Missing bow ties, hair gel, and tan hands.
• Do they go on vacations, if so where: Visiting Cooper in LA, or the Hudmels in Lima. The beach most summers, farther south like Kitty Hawk since its warmer and a change of scenery.